I'm Baby Ruth
and I'll tell you the truth.
I've got cute for days
and I'm short in the tooth.

Dropped off at a shelter
didn't know what to do.
So I called TSBR
And now I'm rappin' to you!

Don't let my size fool ya
I'm about 10 pounds.
But I've got more personality
than most other hounds.

I like to chew on stuff
'cuz I'm just a pup.
So your kiddos better keep all
their toys picked up.

I had some tummy worms
like most puppies do
But I kicked their wormy booties
'cuz I like Kung Fu!

They say I'm not fixed yet,
Is that some kind of joke?  
A pup as cute as me
just couldn't be broke!  

I like other dogs
but I'm kinda a pest.
My big brother Hank
loves me the best!

My big sister Murray,  
she likes me OK
But she can be a little ruff
when I try to play.

Mom and Dad have to watch
so nobody gets hurt
My foster sibs are BIG,
And I'm just a little squirt!

Speaking of squirts....
Potty training's going great!
And I love to spend time
in my own little crate.

My name is Baby Ruth
and I'm a rapper you see!
Put in your application
And come ADOPT ME!!